I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
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The device will work much better, if you turn it on.
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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
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Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry...
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For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...
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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
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The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
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