If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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I really lack the words to compliment myself today.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
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What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off
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If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
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