You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
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Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
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I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
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You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it.
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If the answer to all questions is yes, so why not?
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You can't have everything, where would you put it?
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