Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
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Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!
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Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.
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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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