Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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