All One Liners and Comebacks

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When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.

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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

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Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I... can't see.

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Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today.

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What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

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One head is ok, but a whole body is much better.

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