What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
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Love - is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.
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What kind of key opens a casket? A skeleton key.
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