All One Liners and Comebacks

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Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.

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A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

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If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!

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A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

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You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

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I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself.

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Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

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