All One Liners and Comebacks

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How to lose an argument with a woman: 1) Argue.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.

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What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

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I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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