All men are idiots...and I married their king.
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If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
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Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
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Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy.
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My calling in life went straight to voicemail.
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If at first you don't succeed: try management.
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To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
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