I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.
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Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
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You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
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Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
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Always identify who to blame in an emergency.
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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish
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I found out about you from my last nightmare.
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