Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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I am known at the gym as the "before picture."
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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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What goes "oh oh oh"? Santa walking backwards.
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