All One Liners and Comebacks

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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.

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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

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What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.

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From all the butts, ours is the most important.

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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