All One Liners and Comebacks

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How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?

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Where the woman's neck ends the infinity begins.

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Age is important only if you're cheese and wine.

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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

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It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

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Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

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