Multitasking: screwing up several things at once.
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I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
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Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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