Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
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Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?
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What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter.
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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