All One Liners and Comebacks

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If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!

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I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode.

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Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

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It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.

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