I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
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What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny.
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What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line.
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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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