A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders - rest in peace.'
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Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.
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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!
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It's not what man can create it's what man can become.
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Why was six scared of seven? Because seven "ate" nine.
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What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike.
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What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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