Karma is like 69. You get what you give.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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With a calendar, your days are numbered.
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My job is secure. No one else wants it.
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Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.
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