Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.04 from: 27 votes
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.65 from: 26 votes
42 percent of statistics are made up!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.88 from: 24 votes
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.43 from: 28 votes
Constipated people don't give a crap.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.84 from: 32 votes
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.3 from: 20 votes
You are not even beneath my contempt.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.71 from: 17 votes