Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 19 votes
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 20 votes
42 percent of statistics are made up!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.41 from: 17 votes
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.45 from: 22 votes
Constipated people don't give a crap.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.44 from: 16 votes
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.44 from: 16 votes
You are not even beneath my contempt.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.18 from: 11 votes