All One Liners and Comebacks

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How do blonde braincells die? Alone.

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If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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Only an ass can be divided in half.

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No one is listening until you fart.

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Kids, don't grow up... it's a trap!

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You're riding the crest of a slump?

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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