You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.
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How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!
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Is your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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