Just pretend we're in bed, and let me take care of everything
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.53 from: 131 votes
I suppose you got your usual dedication: "She works hard for the money"
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 11 votes
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.98 from: 54 votes
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 12 votes