All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

You may notice that my house is tilting to one side. That's because Peggy's relatives are over there visiting. Six of them. Twelve if you count her mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.38 from: 13 votes

Al Bundy

Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.4 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votes