Latest Best Funny Comebacks

When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"

This comeback is rated: 3.38 from: 8 votes

So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.

This comeback is rated: 1.8 from: 5 votes

Sorry I'm having a headache on Saturday night!

This comeback is rated: 3 from: 8 votes

That still makes me twice as clever as you!

This comeback is rated: 3.2 from: 10 votes

I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.

This comeback is rated: 2.54 from: 13 votes

If anyone ever doubted you were a faggot, you sure cleared that one up.

This comeback is rated: 3.52 from: 21 votes

It is a good act, Oscar material.

This comeback is rated: 3.63 from: 19 votes