Latest Best Funny Comebacks

Girl: I wanna see some blood!
Guy: Check your panties

I bet you're fun at parties

Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!

And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.

No one would care if you got hit by a train

I wouldn't have done it had I knew we were gonna downgrade from losers to desperate.

What are you waiting for?
I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.