All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris made me feel like i'm the only girl in the world I'm a guy

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris masturbates to a picture of Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris masturbates with a handfull of sand

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cube and shit it out solved

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out

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