All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris orders his pancakes at the Waffle House And he gets them

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with 3 settings: Low, High, and Shave

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris plays horse shoes while their still wearing them

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris reads the terms and conditions

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes