All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Now we have a native animal in Africa called the giraffe

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris uses his penis to look around corners

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris volunteers for the hunger games every year

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was born Sept 1 1945 World War II ended Sept 2 1945. What a coincidence

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands once. They are now called the Islands

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him

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