Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows You don't find Chuck Norris; he finds you
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
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If Chuck Norris became the president, the oval office would be sworn into him
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If Chuck Norris is late TIME BETTER FUCKING SLOW DOWN
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If Chuck Norris were a country, his chief export would be pain
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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you
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