The Dinosaurs pissed off Chuck Norris once
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the giraffe originated from Chuck Norris kicking a horse in the f*cking chin
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably
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The moon is part of Chuck Norris's rock collection
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The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off
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The only time when Chuck Norris thought he was wrong is when he thought he made a mistake
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath
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