When Chuck Norris gets a shot, the doctor says to the needle,"now this is going to hurt"
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before
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When Chuck Norris has sex he calls out his own name
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When Chuck Norris is late for school the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early
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When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, it affects the whole economy
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When Chuck Norris plays zombies at transit, the zombies get on the bus and leave!
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