All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris gets a shot, the doctor says to the needle,"now this is going to hurt"

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris has sex he calls out his own name

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris is late for school the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, it affects the whole economy

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris plays zombies at transit, the zombies get on the bus and leave!

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes