All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Santa use to be real before he put Chuck Norris on the Naughty list

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week

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Chuck Norris

Soap is scared of getting Chuck Norris in its eyes

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Chuck Norris

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

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Chuck Norris

The Boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

The Da Vinci Code is Chuck Norris's locker combination

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

The day Chuck Norris dies, he will roundhouse kick the bucket

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