All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Most men have an XY chromosome. Chuck Norris has the whole damn alphabet

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Chuck Norris

Mr Norris often donates food to the needy, unfortunately he can only deliver 'cans of whoop ass'

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Chuck Norris

My favorite power ranger is the Texas ranger

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Chuck Norris

No one crosses Chuck Norris RD because no one crosses Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning

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Chuck Norris

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris

Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris lap

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