All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

the real reason hitler killed himself is because he found out Chuck Norris was jewish

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Chuck Norris

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

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Chuck Norris

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard There is only another fist

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Chuck Norris

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

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Chuck Norris

There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks

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Chuck Norris

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

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Chuck Norris

There was once a ship that wouldn't let Chuck Norris on board. It is now known as titanic

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