All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

They found Chuck Norris's diary. It's now know as the Guinness Book of World Records

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Chuck Norris

They once made a Chuck Norris brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

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Chuck Norris

Thor borrowed his hammer from Chuck Norris's tool shed

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Chuck Norris

What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"

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Chuck Norris

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a wrecking ball? Chuck Norris actually levels the building

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Chuck Norris

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris comes to your house, you're the guest

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