All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

If you run from Chuck Norris you only die tired

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Chuck Norris

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed

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Chuck Norris

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list

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Chuck Norris

In Chuck Norris's house, there are no living rooms

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Chuck Norris

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick

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Chuck Norris

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land

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Chuck Norris

Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white. Chuck Norris scared the black out of him

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