All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars He was the force

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Chuck Norris

Ducks feed Chuck Norris at the pond

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Chuck Norris

Earth used to be 1 land form, until Chuck Norris changed that

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Chuck Norris

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalized, because Chuck Norris poked him

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Chuck Norris

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

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Chuck Norris

Germex can kill 999% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants

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Chuck Norris

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories

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