All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris threw a grenade at a gang of terrorists and they all died 5 seconds later the grenade went off

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris threw his first paper plane at the age of 4 It landed yesterday

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris told a deaf man to shut up, and he did

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris took the 5 o'clock train home. He refuses to give it back

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris turned Medusa into stone

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