All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris smoked while his mom was pregnant

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sneezes with his eyes open

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' sperm can impregnate sterile females

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris steps on land mines because he likes the way they sound

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris threw a granade killed 50 people then it blew up

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