When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings
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When you see someone in a full body cast congratulate them They are one of the few f*cked by Chuck Norris
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When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind
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While normal people pee there name in snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in cement cursive
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Why couldn't they print Chuck Norris' face onto the toilet paper? Because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from no one
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Why hasn't North Korea destroyed the world yet? It wants Chuck Norris to do it for them
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