All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris

When you see someone in a full body cast congratulate them They are one of the few f*cked by Chuck Norris

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

While normal people pee there name in snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in cement cursive

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

Chuck Norris

Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Why couldn't they print Chuck Norris' face onto the toilet paper? Because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from no one

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris

Why hasn't North Korea destroyed the world yet? It wants Chuck Norris to do it for them

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes