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Chuck Norris

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit

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Chuck Norris

You have lost your mind before you hit. Chuck Norris you have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never f*cks up

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Chuck Norris

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird

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You remind me of my Chinese friend, Ug Lee

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The only acceptable place to slap a woman is on her ass

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How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?

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