All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit

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Chuck Norris

You have lost your mind before you hit. Chuck Norris you have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never f*cks up

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votes

One Liners

You remind me of my Chinese friend, Ug Lee

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

The only acceptable place to slap a woman is on her ass

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How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes