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Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose

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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

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I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

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There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.

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All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.

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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

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Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.

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