Olympic track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
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I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
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Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
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Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
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