Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
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A relationship with no trust is like a phone with no service. And when you phone has no service, What do you do? You play games
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Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
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