All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck norris doesn't worry about high diesel prices. His diesel runs on fear

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't make chocolate milk he tells the cow to

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris

Anything Chuck Norris drives is automatically classified Monster Truck

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris left his home for college, he told his dad "you are the man of the house now."

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.89 from: 19 votes

Chuck Norris

Kryptonite is vulnerable to Chuck Norris

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once made a model moon for a science project. We know it as the Death Star

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.33 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris entered American Idol and won the X Factor

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes