Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
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I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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