All One Liners and Comebacks

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When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"

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Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher

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Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way

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Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?

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Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move

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Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job

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Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment

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