If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
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I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
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A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
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Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
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